Sunday, February 24, 2008

Hot Trend Alert

What's in: Spitting
Where: Everywhere, all the time.
Started by: Who knows, but all the cool kids are doing it.
The DL: It's the new snotrocket (less phlegm, still expulsive) AND it's classic at the same time.
Testimonial: "I'm sick of getting spat on in public places, especially indoors, but if it looks cool, it looks cool. You can't take "cool" away from the French, mec."

In other news: I'm hopping on a train to Lyon in five minutes. It would be better if you all were here. And if someone hadn't just inadvertently spat their "coolness" onto my shoe.

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